Six Ways To Become A Club Hotshot
[Juice magazine] Your favourite jaunt is where you can be yourself, have a drink and do your thang, but such an environment also produce a special breed of nuisance. In the wake of their need to be seen and heard, these merry gang of hanger-ons, free-loaders and tail-taggers, or for the lack of a better term -a club hotshot, exists scrupulously beyond the velvet ropes. In respect to this cringing annoyance and after years of losing acquaintances because I wouldn’t put them on a guestlist (boo-fucking-hoo, I don’t own the fucking guestlist), I offer six carefully observed tips on how to be a really great club hotshot. Don’t let your manipulative and self-absorbing talents go to waste -there’s a place for everyone in this world.
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